About Me… If you are so curious

I took a pill in ibiza no i didnt thats a LIE. okay lets see if this formatting john stuff works. it does! Why is everything still autocapitalized i dont understanddddddd i swear to god okay lets keep typing and not think about my situationship FUCK that guy jesus christ i would’ve much rather swallowed a whole stone instead of ever looking that guys direction. you know what, my stomach acid is probably so damn acidic these days, solely because of how pissed of he made me so its quite likely that the stone wouldnt kill me and i would be able to dissolve that shit and turn it into delicious nutrients which i will then use to get BIG SWOLE AND STRONG so i can beat the living shit out of his entire lineage and steal his dog and make it into soup. jk the dog would live a happy life with me!